Ya know how sometimes a project sounds really neat, and then you try it and it kinda sucks as a fit for your personality? Then you make a few attempts at it, but it bores you to tears and doesn’t give you any giggles so you don’t bother? yeah, that’s me and the state cooking thing. It sounded good, and I tried but for whatever reason I ended up not caring. Let’s pretend it never happened. Don’t give me that look, it’s happened to you! Hasn’t it?
There are lots of other ways I can make a fool of myself in public. You’ll love ’em!