French chocolate brownies. Y’all know I’m shamefully bad about anything that I think is “fussy”, it’s an awfull habit. Even the littlest hint of something chic, and I retreat into overalls with hayseed firmly in teeth and I fully admit that the word French tuck on the front of these made me wonder what silly fluff was being applied to torture perfectly good brownies!
Y’all have to excuse me while I eat that hay seed as a side dish to the helping of crow I’ll be having. They’re so simple, so brilliant! Skipped the raisins this time to find out what the basic brownie was like, but I wanna try more with added fruits and nuts and whatever. They’re one bowl easy!
Didn’t have the right size pan for brownies, so I usually make mine in silicone cupcake liners on a baking sheet. They were in for 40 minutes at 350 F, and they came out the perfect fudgeiness. The tops have had me obssessing over them since they came out of the oven!
The crust is as thin as paper, it shatters with even the slightest pressure to expose a small pocket of air underneath. It’s smooth as if it was polished in the oven, flakey and without any real substance at all. The brownie is the opposite, fudgey without being underdone and rich enough while not being so heavy you can only take a bite.
These brownies are sex. Which means that I must be knocked up by now, had quite a lot of them without any protection whatsoever! After all, had to peel their rubber off before indulging.
French Chocolate Brownies – makes 16 brownies
Ingredients
1/2 cup all-purpose flour
1/8 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon cinnamon (optional)
1/3 cup raisins, dark or golden
1 1/2 tablespoons water
1 1/2 tablespoons dark rum
6 ounces bittersweet chocolate, finely chopped
1 1/2 sticks (12 tablespoons; 6 ounces) unsalted butter, at room temperature and cut into 12 pieces
3 large eggs, at room temperature
1 cup sugar
Getting ready: Center a rack in the oven and preheat the oven to 300°F. Line an 8-inch square baking pan with foil, butter the foil, place the pan on a baking sheet, and set aside.
Whisk together the flour, salt and cinnamon, if you’re using it.
Put the raisins in a small saucepan with the water, bring to a boil over medium heat and cook until the water almost evaporates. Add the rum, let it warm for about 30 seconds, turn off the heat, stand back and ignite the rum. Allow the flames to die down, and set the raisins aside until needed.
Put the chocolate in a heatproof bowl and set the bowl over a saucepan of simmering water. Slowly and gently melt the chocolate, stirring occasionally. Remove the bowl from the saucepan and add the butter, stirring so that it melts. It’s important that the chocolate and butter not get very hot. However, if the butter is not melting, you can put the bowl back over the still-hot water for a minute. If you’ve got a couple of little bits of unmelted butter, leave them—it’s better to have a few bits than to overheat the whole. Set the chocolate aside for the moment.
Working with a stand mixer with the whisk attachment, or with a hand mixer in a large bowl, beat the eggs and sugar until they are thick and pale, about 2 minutes. Lower the mixer speed and pour in the chocolate-butter, mixing only until it is incorporated—you’ll have a thick, creamy batter. Add the dry ingredients and mix at low speed for about 30 seconds—the dry ingredients won’t be completely incorporated and that’s fine. Finish folding in the dry ingredients by hand with a rubber spatula, then fold in the raisins along with any liquid remaining in the pan.
Scrape the batter into the pan and bake 50 to 60 minutes, or until the top is dry and crackled and a knife inserted into the center of the cake comes out clean. Transfer the pan to a rack and allow the brownies to cool to warm or room temperature.
Carefully lift the brownies out of the pan, using the foil edges as handles, and transfer to a cutting board. With a long-bladed knife, cut the brownies into 16 squares, each roughly 2 inches on a side, taking care not to cut through the foil.
Serving: The brownies are good just warm or at room temperature; they’re even fine cold. I like these with a little something on top or alongside—good go-alongs are whipped crème fraiche or whipped cream, ice cream or chocolate sauce or even all three!
Storing: Wrapped well, these can be kept at room temperature for up to 3 days or frozen for up to 2 months.





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June 3, 2008 at 12:27 pm
CB
BAHAHAHA. Comparing brownies to sex was so freaking funny. Love your fussiness. Never change.
Clara @ I♥food4thought
June 3, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Caitlin
Wow… brownies as sex object. Excuse me while I smoke a cigarette
June 3, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Mara
OOh la la, risque brownies..LOVE IT. I love how you got the puffy cutie tops, I was going for the same idea with my mini tarts but then I couldn’t get them out. Oops.
June 3, 2008 at 12:53 pm
rainbowbrown
My, this was an post full of mental images: overalls, hay-chewing, brownie lust. Well I’m highly entertained.
June 3, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Rebecca
Oh, God. I must be having twins.
June 3, 2008 at 1:55 pm
kimberleyblue
Your brownies are so cute! And I agree – they really are teh sex!
June 3, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Mari
I was snorting away when I read your post, you’re too funny!
June 3, 2008 at 5:32 pm
steph (whisk/spoon)
they look like they make great individual brownies! and i wonder what comes out when you cross-breed a lemon tartlet with a brownie?
June 3, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Heather B
lololol! Brownie as a sex object! hehehe…one of my taste testers said they were arousing so they must be!
June 3, 2008 at 7:39 pm
April
Very funny post! I like them in cupcake form!
June 3, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Bumblebutton
We always know we can come to you for amusement…
June 3, 2008 at 7:42 pm
kdgreen
Too funny! I may have overindulged myself…
June 3, 2008 at 8:17 pm
LyB
Judging from the sounds people make after biting into one of these brownies, I think your description of them is spot on.
June 3, 2008 at 8:43 pm
autumnrose14
Love the cupcakes!!! so cute!
June 3, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Baken
LOL!!!! Your posts keep me laughing. Maybe you’ll give birth to some of Dories Brownie Buttons!
June 3, 2008 at 9:05 pm
doughmesstic
You must have as much sex as I do, then, if these brownies get you going! how sad that chocolate can replace a good man! (but one bowl cleanup is too much not to indulge in, right? a man is much more hassle…:))
June 3, 2008 at 9:18 pm
Holly
Very, very pretty! I love how the cupcakes turned out!
June 3, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Di
I love the pictures of the brownies in the sunshine. I’m glad you enjoyed them so much. =)
June 3, 2008 at 9:56 pm
andreainthekitchen
Nice buns last week, unprotected brownie sex this week. Continue down this track and you may end up with one of those 18+ tags. (With a name like lemon tartlet that would certainly increase traffic)
Individually sized gives more crust and no problems with the top shattering.
So good!
June 4, 2008 at 6:15 am
noskos
Job well done, they look great!
June 4, 2008 at 10:04 am
Annemarie
How many muffin sized brownies did it make? This is genius & you are hilarious!!
June 4, 2008 at 10:43 am
Dianne
They look lovely and your initial take on them is hilarious!
June 4, 2008 at 11:52 am
Jessica
Ha! And so innocent looking in their little muffin wrappers.
June 4, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Lori
Chocolatey Chewy goodness. Love the little cupcakes that people did.
I cant help it Lemon Tartlet… you are tagged.
June 4, 2008 at 5:35 pm
JacqueOH
Mmmm, they’re so cute as cupcakes! No fuss there!
June 4, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Jaime
LOL at the rubbers!
your cuppies are very cute! my crust was not thin but rather thick actually – i think i overbeat my eggs!
June 5, 2008 at 6:46 am
Jenny
Oh my, that is quite the analogy.
Look yummy though.
June 5, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Ashley
Ooo those look good and that crust looks perfect.